Greetings All,

I was recently tweeted by someone asking me about the size of my feet. I found this quite odd, as you can imagine, but also slightly amusing. Having normal size 6 feet, I’ve never thought of them as anything special. I then get tweeted a picture of my feet! A still from the Film ‘After Death’ where from the angle of the camera my feet do indeed look large.

I then didn’t think anything of it – however I’ve just been sent a link stating that I have the ‘Worse Celeb Feet Ever!’

I am shocked and a little hurt that my poor feet have been subjected to such hatred from the global press!

I have decided to retaliate for the sake of my poor feet and feet everywhere that are judged too harshly!